d0gbl0g:

dogpuppy:

Does he know how small he is??

omg

drunktrophywife:

The only aesthetic disaster is his hair

aloneveganreed:

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

Of course.

blue-jupiter:

This pretty much sums me up

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

cravings:

friendliness:

tru